there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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