Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I AM VODKA MAN
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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