Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Randomize
