your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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