You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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