Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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