Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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