The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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