If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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