fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Oh god it's open bar.
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