i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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