Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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