She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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