For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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