Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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