I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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