im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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