i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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