So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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