bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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