I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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