there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I'm really busy with my period
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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