Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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