this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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