Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
So squirting runs in the family.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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