sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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