I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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