At least make sure they are 18
Why
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
