No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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