omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Randomize
