Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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