The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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