Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize
