Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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