69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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