sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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