you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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