didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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