do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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