Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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