I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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