She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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