Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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