Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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