I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm too high and old for this...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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