I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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