Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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