i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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