What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
ttyl tear gas
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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