Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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