I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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