i need an iv and a liver transplant
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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