Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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